Wednesday, July 7, 2010

"a true friend stabs you in the front"-oscar wilde

Listen, I hate most things. It’s more fun that way. Nobody wants to like everything all the time--where’s the humor in that? Am I right, Oprah? Ive decided to start this blog to use my natural talent (no, not writing--expect lots of typos and a misspelled word or seven), bitching and saying generally mean/mocking/generally unpleasant things. All in good fun and in the spirit of parody, of course.

It’ll be a mix of funny stories and happenings in my daily life here in the Big Apple as well as plenty of things I’m watching on tv (be prepared for some Housewives and Sandra Lee bashing). Let’s face it, any and everything tends to send me into a good, old-fashioned and hopefully humorous rant.

I’ve often heard that in life if you’re unhappy with something you can either do something about it or sit there and complain. So ladies and gentlemen without any further delay I’m gonna sit here and complain...